Mother of All Inventions

MOTHER OF ALL OPPORTUNITIES
(IT CAN HAPPEN ONLY IN INDIA)

Every substance that exists on this earth is made of five elements, agni, jal, vayu, aakash and pruthvi. These five elements create and destroy the living and non living things on this earth and may be in universe. Be it the most beautiful creation of god like apsara or devastation like the floods storm bush or jungle fire landslide, sunami or hurricane. I use to think that there no other power that can be more creative or devastating than this, but alsa I was wrong, the species that god did not create but the own creation of we the human has become the biggest monster for the world…………. Guess Who ??????????
The Politicians
Fortunately or unfortunately they are also made of panch tatwa like all the other living beings but have acquired additional five punch tatwas like : Sweet Tongue, Black heart, shrud and uncanny mind, Rakshas gan and don’t care attitude. Sure enough you all are nodding your heads in negativity as you think these five tatwas are not enough to define the species…………. You may be right and the list may be unending but for me these five top the list.
I at time wonder how these people acquire these characteristics, are they inbuilt by birth ? I don’t think all over the world this is true may be in our country to an extent yes because if you are born in a particular family you are bound to be either politician or actor, to an extent that you can be predicted and called as future Prime Minister of India from the very day you come in existence. But not all are that lucky they really struggler their way up like beaurocrats do. Then there must be some ways to learn the trick of trades like before you preach you should have gone through the mill etc etc……..
Looking at the salaries and perks as recently revised after the annual appraisal of as to what has been transacted in house how many divided decisions taken how many chair and tables broken , how many fractured limbs, nose and heads we had etc etc…. I think there is nothing wrong in taking this profession as a carrier for our young generation. What we need to do is only Re introduce the subject of political science with an altered text books and revised syllabus.
Boy don’t just discard this opportunity it has immense potential in terms of business development, look you will have new schools and colleges that will teach only this subject being run and managed by our politicians (In any case they are doing this for money sake for other professions). But this would not be only money but for pride as to whose student forms the government. People like you and me can open coaching classes where local goons can take lectures on how to manage law related problems and still be at large. Corporators can give their expert advise on mis management of funds and local MLAs on how to manage and diversify the financial assets of the state. Oh ya you will always have the choice of guest speakers of local MPs on diversified subjects that relate to every aspect of our country. I am sure the presence during the guest lectures will depend on the honesty of the speakers and their track records. Rest be assured of very poor to no attendance in Atal Behari and Manmohans lectures. The house will be full and you may have to do police bandobast for CWG Games and Chara Chors lecture. You can sell the tickets and entrance passes in black in advance on line ………….. Hey what a tremendous opportunity ?????????